Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Hackers guide on Dressing and Dashing.

I got a little scold on how I dress these days. Usually I ignore this whole mambo dressing thing. Since I'm not a metro sexual and my job scope is geared towards "what i do" rather then "how do I look". Okay okay but when u meet your clients or anyone that is categorized as special you should make youself look proper to the outer world?

So here's a cheat sheet rules on how to dress for every events that a hacker might probably invited to.

Job Interview:

  • Bright tie especially Yellow
  • Horn-rim Glasses
  • Bright Long sleeve shirts
  • Brown Kakis.
  • Ancient sandals.
Reason: The weirder you are the higher the chances for you to get hired.

Client :

  • A suite ,
  • Rambut sikat tepi.
  • Full cover shoes.
Reason: To make your enemy underestimate you. Thus you can perform malicous task stealthly.

Conference:

  • T-shirt
  • Jeans
  • Heavy-looking bag
  • Reebok Shoes.
Reason: Well bag to put all the freegift you received and people will goes woah check out this nerd.

Casual:

  • Berete Hat
  • Jacket
  • Tshirt
  • Jeans
  • Pendrive
  • Penknife
Reason: You might need to go to cybercafe sometimes since you couldn`t actually lived without computer. Put all your portable application in your pendrive and encrypted. it The penknife act as a security measurement in case you've been mugged because of your dork looks.

At home:

  • Headphone
  • Anything else is optional
Reason: Think for yourself :p





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