Thursday, December 31, 2009

New year is just another day.

So berlalu sudah 2009 and welcoming 2010. Hurm i like to list out ape yg dah aku buat taun ni taun dpean kene nuat.

Mende yg dah buat taun ni.

1. Mampu pergi ke lowyat cam cik kiah gi pasar.
2. Gaming console dan console console yang lain
3. Tak reti berenang tapi diving.
4. Makan pelikx2.
5. Kurang kadar tgk anime/drama/tv
6. Sarcasm + Insanity level kurang skit
7. Berat naik , godam camtu laa.
8. Mastering KL-Putrajaya road cam belakang umah.
9. Tau pakai Mac
10. Soundsystem wira aku kalah GSC Putrajaya Hall 1 ( Ade insider bagitau speaker tgh die cacat skit).

For 2010?

My wish?

1. Naik gaji gilex2 supaya aku leh shopping kat pavilion cam kat pasar gak.
2. Work less, sleep more (lately i sleep less the 4 hours a day).
3. Mastering art of mocktails (curiosity does kill).
4. Pimp my car to the max.
5. Lepak ngan kengkawan lame selalu skit ( i realise i ditch my old friends a lot sorry no harm).
6. Nak kurus (yeah rite).




The End



Friday, December 11, 2009

Cara-cara escape dari mendengar ceramah uptrend (atau kawanx2nya)

Teknikx2 escapism yg famous..

Toilet escape

jap eh nak gi toilet jap , (sambil masuk toilet usha kalo die tak pandang terus bla).

Ada emergency

mak/ayah/atuk/sapex2 yg penting sakit.

SMS Aalim pastu suruh die kall

Ayat-ayat escape " Oh ko dah sampai ke, tunggu jap aku amik mende" . lalala jalanx2 and escape success .


I hate u MLM, uptrend and watever shit .

Saturday, December 5, 2009

High Taste for High life.


Kata
pujannga:

"Kawan ketawa mudah dicari, kawan menangis keseorangan diri."

Itu adalah kata pujangga. Memang zaman student telah lama berlalu buat diriku ini. (Mmg tak hingin nak kembali).

Zaman di sekolah.

Mapley kat luar or pasaq malam tu dah kire up gile.

Zaman di U*(*&*(&

McD, Mapley , Sushi King blax3 tu kire up dah tu.


Zaman Starting Keje

Sakae Sushi, TGI fridays , Chilies bar , Carl`s , Gloria Jeans and Coffeebeans.


Zaman ler ni....

Greece Bar, Carlos, MICHALENGELO, Alexis , Upstairs at the loft.


Damn it citarasa taste bud aku semakin pelik lak these days .

Antara mendex2 kegemaran aku

Italian Soda


It's actually a simple carbonate soda drink + syrup. Taste good if you add extra whip cream on top of it.(But it will become French Soda ).

Mojito



This drink is damn nice. Originally it's based on rum + mint leaves + lime juice. However nak Islamkan die we ditch the rum and it became Virgin Mojito.

Shirley Temple

Nice mocktail drinks for startup, It's a mixture of syrup , sprite or 7-up and ginger ale.


Panna C
ota

Milk,Sugar cream mixed together to create this awesome puding.


bistecca della nervatura

Demikian sedikit sebanyak taste aku ler ni.. So kepada kawanx2 yang ajak lepak (Chicken Huts, alRawsha, Pelita , Sushi King, Sakae Sushi , Selera Ampang, Nandos, Chakri Palace, Murni maupun adiknya william dan tempatx2 lain sebegitu), one words so lame ..... Haha just a joke aku lepak je

Update

Perhatian statement terakhir (so lame) tu hanyalah lawak satirae sematax2 aduish semua orang nak sensitif. Mmg kesian Russel Peter nak cari makan kat Msia ni.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Winter sonata Anime



My first Korean Drama that i watched when i was still in School. at that time after abes Prep, i would usually hang out at the School Canteen where that abang will usually turn on the TV3 , yeah one of the most memorable drama at that time is Winter Sonata starring Bae Yong Jin and Choi Ji woo unni .

The train, the island the people the conflict everything is sooo romantik.. (i`m no lembut/sotong but i do have soft side for romantic dramas ).

Skang dah anime lak , aduih layan layan


Saturday, October 17, 2009

It`s kaspersky.

So the big guy from Kaspersky decides to make himself warm here in Lowyat. Thought i'm not a big fan of Antivirus software i figure out we must have some sort of simple celebration for em. I should ask those Deejay at lowyat to play this song earlier.





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I have nothing against them , just i don`t feel like trusting any product(except Fedora but maybe not again due to a case in the past).

Friday, October 9, 2009

I love terminator

Thanks to Kagesenshi for this lovely awesome gnome tool. It really helps a lot when u need to do serious multitasking job / or being plain lazy. Split V or H , nested tab , custom profile , blax3. It`s the greatest thing for me right now.




Monday, August 31, 2009

Mengharapkan PS2 DS-lite lak terbeli




So today i wake up early in the afternoon , (few hours just before bukak pose). and decided with all the money i have , I should spend something right? After all what's the point of having lots of money if not to spend? (Tak bawak gi kubur pun nway).

So singgahlah di Digital Mall PJ , nak jadikan citer mau beli PS2 . terbeli DS-LITe. Demikianlah al Akisah org banyak duit.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

This is what 1Mbps should offer you



Hok atas tu b kecik hok bawah tu b besar. So yang mane korang kene tipu nasiblaa

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Gila main Game.

Tatkala aku tidak bz, aku suke main game. Skang ni aku suke gile main Game Kingdom Heart dan rakan-rakan seadanya. Unfortunely 9 taun dahulu , parents aku tak suke beli consolex2 ni kerana confirm aku malas nak study (dan sememangnye aku malas nak study).


Tapi tu citer 9 taun yang lepas laaa, so PS2 dah idup almost 10 taun lebey skitx2. Tapi yang menyebabkan aku gile nak main game ni sebab aku terkene penangan Kingdom Hearts.


Game yang sangat best menggabungkan characters from dunia Final Fantasy ngan Disney. East meet West nye game . Althought macam game ni dedesign ntuk kanakx2 10 taun ke bawah tapi gameplay/story wise is damn good.

Owh tapi aku masih belum mempunyai PS2 sendiri. Tapi emulatornya dah keluar so bolehlah terubat hati nak main . it`s called PCSX2 . Mmg cunlaa leh main kalo takdak kerje .

So a little bit techical jargon? ghaner Emulator works?

Concept die is pretty much straightforward, it`s matter of loading the ROM into the memory and running it . By running we say we are emulating the CPU "fetch,decode,execute,writeback") method. Basicly everything can be emulated . It`s just a matter of fast/slow stable/unstable.

Link ntuk donlod PCSX2: http://code.google.com/p/pcsx2/



Layanx2

Download haruhi on my Digi Package paling cikai lahanat


Okeh leh tukar package paling mahal pasni
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Friday, August 28, 2009

Onemanga Downloader

Lame gile tak update blog mungkin sebab aku malas nak update blog .


Sape kaki manga konfirm bace OneManga.com sebab senang nak bace all manga in one place.
However there's a catch, susah nak download picture dari onemanga satu per satu. Luckily ada berlambak tools di Internet yg memudahkan kerja hidup korang antaranya OneManga Downloader. Requirment? kene ade JRE (Java Runtime Enviroment).



Screenshot:

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Bloody Monday mention Fortran



Nobody likes monday much, but Bloody Monday manga sure is interesting

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Penyagak Maya dan tipah tertipu

Al-kisah mengenai seorang penyagak Maya di sini ..

Bagaimana perasaan memasuki dunia media massa? Like always macam biasa aja. Nothing special pun.

But still i would like to quote from my best buddy Ayoi word

"Social engineering is the oldest trick in the world".

Manusia mula menipu hatta semenjak dari Zaman Nabi Adam a.s lagi. Bacalah full details pasal Qabil dan Habil . Huhu ape nak jadi ngan manusia nobody knows.

So memandangkan aku pun merupakan seorang pengamal skill penipuan teragung (lepak je aku scam segala member kat utp dulu).

Here i list out top 5 orang yang akan kene tipu (potential target) :

1. Mak (damn so true).
2. Cikgu
3. Businessman
4. Pakcik Lengai (yg blurx2)
5. Orang baik. (Ramai sedaraku yang baik telah ditipu).


Here i list out top 5 orang yang confirm 100% potential akan menipu :

1. Anak (Confirmlaa )
2. Politician
3. Student
4. Kaki kipas bosan
5. Salesman.

Tak percaya .. sape tak penah tipu mak tu mmg anak mithali ...

Friday, June 26, 2009

Exhausted,tired and fakap.

It's been a while since i start jotting down nonsense on my own blog. Live is extremely busy with infinite hacking task that seems to never end . I don't mind much as long as the pay is good! (Which in my opinion is good enough for a young single bachelor hehe).

Q:Why do u look so stress?

Perhaps i should give my hair a cut or new look. Initially i wanted a long hair so if I'm in a stress mode , at least i can scream and tear of my hair out of my head. However it doesn`t work as expected . It seems to me that long hair makes you quite difficult to put yourself to sleep. Nak tidor serabut banyak sangat rambut. I should get a hairband/ikat getah next time.


Q: Tenaga Pengajar yg tidak berkemahiran.

It wounded me to receive such comment from an unpathethic creature who knows nothing about the lore of security in general let alone from the holy grail geek computer point of view. As much as I desire to share my knowledge with all the ignorance in this world. It turns out being ignorant is the best way.


Q: Korang kan hackers, carilah sendiri.

Hello, is that the answer you give when dealing in a professional business? Sometimes i don`t understand why motherfuckers (whoops my bad) like this exist .


Q: Boleh tak kite abaikan saja result daripada report ni. (as in it doesn`t exist in the first place).

Truth will always prevailed no matter how much we want to cover it . Taik yg ditutup periuk baunya masih ada.. Argh, there i shout my frustration, anguish momentum.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Happy Birthday Mum,

Dear mum,

I cannot remember how many times i lied to you. And maybe in the future i would be probably do the same sin over and over again. I hope God will forgive me and perhaps you too will forgive me . Hahaha. Thank you for taking care of since I`m inside your womb. As a first son , i maybe be subjected to some experimental technique or foods. But i guess it works out well . See i`m all grown up and healthy. Thank you for cleaning my room, cooking awesome breakfast/lunch /dinner/supper/late-night-supper/emergency cooking. Thank you for everything. There is no bank that will give me a loan that can repay your kindness and goodness. Heck not even my past scholarship would be sufficent enough. However I hope you are happy with this present i give you ..


Loves ,

Mama`s boy.



Beg Guess baru




P/S: Kalo nak hadiah menantu lambat lagi buahahahaha

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Life, Lust and Love

Life

As long as we still can breath . It's called life.

Lust

The desire in ourself that sometimes we are in control, sometimes we are out of control

Love

The most damn annoying feeling i tried to get rid off in some part of my life. Love is the most hurtful feeling. It 's both cure and poison. Investing it too much makes you feel weak when it's collapsed. You cannot discard it since it hurts nor can you embrace since it's also hurt.


Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Komputer Baruku, Chi Chan

Life sucks but blob is a bitch. Maka aku pun terus beli setting beli PC baru huhu. Murah gak.

Let me introduce you my new rig. Chi Chan..

It's small
It's consume less power.
It's great.

What makes Chi chan so unique is this motherboard is integrated with the Dual Core intel Atom woo. Bukan senang. Kerana cintaku kepada alam sejagat ini thus i prefer to have this type of PC since it's consume much less power. (10 W i think).









Comey kan?

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Once a wotta always a wotta


My otakuish desire had long gone into sleep mode. (Well i do attend anime conference and all that, but only to that extend) Until today went suddenly the devil spoke this:


============================

Title : Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu 2nd Season
Japanese Title : 涼宮ハルヒの憂鬱 第2期

Official Site : http://www.haruhi.tv/
Category : TV
Total Episodes : -

Genres : Comedy, Light Novel, Novel
Year Published : 2009
Release Date : -

Broadcaster : -
Studio : -
US
Distribution : -


A re-airing of the original Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu series with brand new episodes thrown into the mix, based on Tanigawa Nagaru's "Suzumiya Haruhi" series of novels, illustrated by Itou Noizi.
A far from ordinary school story starts here! This is a story of Suzumiya Haruhi, who upon enrollment at school announced, "I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are any aliens, beings from the future, or super-humans, come see me. That is all!" Naturally, any normal person would think "What the...?" but Haruhi is dead serious. Things get crazy when everyone realizes just how serious she is about it all and establishes the "SOS Dan". Suzumiya Haruhi is a good-looking high school girl who has a clear head, naughty personality and very egocentric thought. She has an unimaginably tremendous power to change the world, but she is totally unaware of her own power and so she is also unaware of the effect of her power on the outside world. A delightfully strange, yet marvelously interesting story!


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With that my otaku instinct click on immedietely. ARRFGGH Haruhi SAMA!!!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Lesen to Dive

Special thanks to my instructor who wished to remain anonymous .



4 dive is damn nice.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

It's that Minorin !!!!!



Anyone who enjoys Suzumiya Haruhi surely knows the 3 goddess seiyu in the anime. One of em is Chihara Minori (that minorin!!!). And yeah she's coming to our country for a live perfomance at MMU University (tak mungkin skali UTP , since they prefer to reject rather then accept).

So to cut short tickets are available now just go to http://www.daiconnews.com/cm_ticketing.php for more information. I`ve already purchased the AWSM ticket (cost bout RM250) which i think it`s quite reasonable price.

Can't wait for the concert althought it`s two months from now. i`m really excited to see seiyus coming here in Malaysia. I hope i will be in the Peninsula by then . By hook by crook mesti mau pegi. haha

Countdown countdown..

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Money Talks.

So yesterday i saw a lot of people twitting urging to wear blacks clothes. So now I know why. It'sf or Black Malaysive a stuff, Some sort of moaning to why democracy have failed in Perak. And so on so on, so by wearing Black they hope someone might notice and reported it to someone else.



While personally, I think everything is a joke. First black is my favourite color. Associatiing wiht political stuff makes it very hard. In any case for once I never believe in Democractic at least here in our own country. Those who have wealths, interest, ultra extraordinary desire usually have a chance to rules. Besides the Serambi Mekah MB, i doubt everyone else have no desire to taste what wealth looks like.
It's inside the nature of humankind to apprecaite, desire to have large of fortunes. So what's wrong for a peasent to have a a taste of wealth? What's wrong with a normal guy to have a taste of wealth?And what's wrong with politician to have a sense or taste of wealth?

I mean we are all human being rights? Is there any specific law saying that a politican should only have like rm2000 a month. No. So jgn la maarahx2.

Those who work hard to obtained the money (right and wrong way), must also have the desire to protect the money. Am I wrong here?.

So Money do the talking here . From opposition site, they always talk where does the rest of the money go in every infra development? But that is opposition always attack at the money site.

Go and travel all around the world and you will see that almost every infra project are overspended not just .My since money do the talking. Money do the business. It's all about the money.

Money is a good goall. In a sense if you are damn poor it would provide some sort of motivation to escalate your quo status to become rich. Of course some may go for robbery,crimes , others into hardworking labour , study etcx3..

As long as the world is ruled by one simple law "Money talks". i doubt there would be any change at all.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Lobster Day

So today aku masak boiled lobster

Recipe die simple aje

1. Siang lobster tu elok2 potongla sesungutx2 yg tak patutx2 tu
2. Cincang sebijik garlic and maybe sedikit halia
3. Boiled air sehingga mendidih dahulu
4. Masukkan lobster , garlic dan halia dan benam lobster sebenamx2 nya
5. Masukkan rempah ratus (for me aku prefer cengkih , garam dan juga lada hitam).


Tada



http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=22401&id=1095307520&l=77c6f25a48
for more pics

Collision of Interet,Protection and yeah of course Greed.

Okay let's begin I haven't had this intellectual post since monkey arrived from Space.

Assume I have a kid 10 years old called X. I want to teach X about fairness, reality and life. I want to teach him how can he survive in the stock market and dealing business. I told X if you want to eat or if you want to go to school you have to earn it yourself. So now I just left X to go and find his own work. Now X is working as a labour in a carpet factory. With the experience gained from working in a carpet factory perhaps X someday will become some sort of carpet entreprenuers have his own facebook and so onx2.

Now let's assume this really happens. From parents and teachers association point of view I must be a very cruel parents since I'm violating the society laws that state maybe something like:

- Exploiting Children
- Child abuse unfair treatment
- Lack of formal education.

Now what i did to X is not entirely incorrect . I mean it's for his own good right? X gains skill by his own hands so what's wrong with that? It's wrong since we never consider the psychological or the state of X himself.

So now let's replace X with the majoritiy race folks inside our own country. Now according to some unknown unreliable statistics that this majority folks is always lack behind in everything so there's need to be some sort of protection for these special folks. The reason is quite similliar to the first case.

But even special treatment or protection doesn`t protect you all the time. Hence that's why i believe help/special treatment should be given for everyone under a certain duration of time. Not ALL the time. Ibarat seekor rama-rama perlu keluar dari kepompongnya.

No this is not a political blog it's just my own personal opinion on why some people deserve certain rights under certain condition but not all the time.

Speaking bout kepompong ..

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Tweet my personality

I`m a frequent twitter guy.



Yeah so I`m stil like that. A medicore programmer who have a basic knowledge in entrepener. An Open source guy who likes using linux to serve the web. Ayam? Well it's one of my favourite source of protein.

Oh if you have twitter you can generate your own tag clouds too.
http://twittersheep.com/

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Lagux2 layan.

Aku kene racun ngan member aku ntuk layan lagux2 Indon antaranye ialah S12

P.U.S.P.A




kau gadisku yang cantik
coba lihat aku disini
disini ada aku yang cinta padamu

kau gadisku yang manis
coba lihat aku disini
disini ada aku yang sayang padamu

walau kutahu bahwa dirimu
sudah ada yang punya
namun kan kutunggu sampai kau mau

[reff]
jangan jangan kau menolak cintaku
jangan jangan kau ragukan hatiku
liriksong wordpress com
ku kan selalu setia menunggu
untuk jadi pacarmu

jangan jangan kau tak kenal cintaku
jangan jangan kau hiraukan pacarmu
putuskanlah saja pacarmu
lalu bilang i love you padaku

walau kutahu bahwa dirimu
sudah ada yang punya
namun kan kutunggu sampai kau mau

back to reff

Putri Iklan





Aku yang terlelap sendiri
Terlelap sampai tak sadarkan diri
Ku lihat sang pujaan hati
Datang melangkah terus menghampiri

Namun sungguh sayang
Kau hanyalah sebuah mimpi
Terbangunkan pagi bersama matahari

Reff :
Aku bergetar di sentuh dia
Mataku terbang sampai ke langit
Tubuhnya pun indah ku pandangi
Putih mulus dan seksi

Tak jauh seperti sang bidadari
Kan ku peluk dia sampai mati
Rambutnya pun indah bagai putri
Mirip iklan di TV

Monday, April 20, 2009

Dah miskin

I overspend too much this month. Hahahahah

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Idiotic Citizen in a hectic country.

With all the heats inside our country from tax haven to whatever bye-bye election in this world.
Okay some of us blame it's the evil people from evil party A,B.C.X.G dat is responsible for all this haphazard .


Well in my case i think the main problem is majority of our citizen are unethical and stupid and in most IT firm, only techies knows the real deal the rest are just bunch of ignorance.

Well having said that, actually i`m quited pissed off with these two taxi's who just drive on the paving area (where people walks on that particular lane). Trying to skip the traffic those bastards drive like crazy.

And what pissing me of is the passengers inside the cars. They should stop those badass driver instead of getting along with it. So I don`t have Death Note with me otherwise i jotted down all their names already. But thanks to my faithful companion we managed to snap a few pics of those bastards and plate numbers.



They sped off suddenly from the pavement.



Buatx2 muka tak bersalah.

With people like thse no wonder our country is screw up!!>

Thursday, April 16, 2009

La tahzan my version.

Owh there are times where you struck a gold by a day.
And the mines are finished on full moon.

There are times you ride with joys.
And rolling down in a hurdle of despair.

There are days
and so are nights.

Some may curse the rain,
But the trees on the road may be grateful upon it.

There's always a difference between genius and idiots.
But both fulfilling their roles in this temporary distort life.

In front you smile,
But it can also be reversed 180 degree.

Today you get a paycheck...
But tomorrow you might be sack...

I hate Microsoft.
But i need them to play my favourite Game.

And you can have many friends.
But also enemy at the same time.

So to you my friend i advise.
Whatever happen will happen.
And so is the fate of one living in this world.
Everything have it's own equal counterpart.

But no matter what part you are currently having now.
He who we must Must be Served won't change or be changed.
To Him you place your hope and guidance.
Since without Hope ? what is life?

A La Tahzan my version to cure the wounded heart during this hardtimes.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Hackers guide on Dressing and Dashing.

I got a little scold on how I dress these days. Usually I ignore this whole mambo dressing thing. Since I'm not a metro sexual and my job scope is geared towards "what i do" rather then "how do I look". Okay okay but when u meet your clients or anyone that is categorized as special you should make youself look proper to the outer world?

So here's a cheat sheet rules on how to dress for every events that a hacker might probably invited to.

Job Interview:

  • Bright tie especially Yellow
  • Horn-rim Glasses
  • Bright Long sleeve shirts
  • Brown Kakis.
  • Ancient sandals.
Reason: The weirder you are the higher the chances for you to get hired.

Client :

  • A suite ,
  • Rambut sikat tepi.
  • Full cover shoes.
Reason: To make your enemy underestimate you. Thus you can perform malicous task stealthly.

Conference:

  • T-shirt
  • Jeans
  • Heavy-looking bag
  • Reebok Shoes.
Reason: Well bag to put all the freegift you received and people will goes woah check out this nerd.

Casual:

  • Berete Hat
  • Jacket
  • Tshirt
  • Jeans
  • Pendrive
  • Penknife
Reason: You might need to go to cybercafe sometimes since you couldn`t actually lived without computer. Put all your portable application in your pendrive and encrypted. it The penknife act as a security measurement in case you've been mugged because of your dork looks.

At home:

  • Headphone
  • Anything else is optional
Reason: Think for yourself :p





Saturday, April 11, 2009

I save everyone.

A: Thank God, Ubuntu save my day
B: Fedora rocks, it's saviour.
C: You Windows user are (&*&(*&*(& , your existant is IO^@*&^@*#^*@#.
D: I'm BSD user and you linux are just as wimp as windows .
E: I compiled from source . Ada berani lawan laa.
J: Adakah anda tahu , dengan menggunakan Linux.........


Now choose your answer.

So that's a typical scenario for anyone who involves into the world of nix. (generally linux and unix). So which group are you in?

I belong to the F group where

F: I fix all your problems.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Brunei Darussalam

So for the past few weeks, I was in Brunei Darussalam. One of the most richest country in the world with population not more then 400,000 people. The city is 5 times larger then Singapore but it's not heavily populated.

So what so special about this place? For starters, this nice looking country is some sort like Kelantan only 20 times better. The tallest building in this country are mosques. I learn from the local that you cannot build something larger then mosque itself. Upon hearing that , i realized how to true it is. Why do we build something larger then the mosque if it makes our heart further then God? Making our image good for the outside world is incomparable with the divine blessing of Him.



In any case , we stay at the Rizqun hotel which is located 4 minutes from the main town (Tak jauh pun). I got to admit it's an overwheling adventure for me since it's my first time in Borneo and living on a premiere suite floor.






It feels great since the Internet Connection is free and marvellous.





This is the infamous nasi katok in Brunei. 1 ringgit saja. Usually people buy it , tapau style only. But being a tourist from .My . Makan kat kedai jugak lagi best.
Will post more later since I'm going there back next week.

Oh for more pictures:-

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=20611&id=1095307520&l=48eb024466

Monday, April 6, 2009

Full metal alchemist season 2. Ini betulx2 bukan mainx2



Ini betul-betul tarak tipu nye

64612deedbb717dd4c1d4f079221b0a8 : fingerprint md5sum die kalo korang takcaye

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Money - Is just as essential as oxygen .

It seems like an eternity ago,

I've got a great uncle doing business. His name is Tunku Farid.Well when i said business I mean all sort of mambo jambo business range from direct sellings, share marketings , CF, property etcx3. He's one of my idol aspiration on what my future will look like, despite being rich I don't think he tried to potrayed his richness much hehe. Since he's a businessman of course the main interest subject that we shared in common is one, money!!.


So in my younger days I've asked him.

Me : Tok Shu what is Money?

Tok Shu : You could call it the essence of life.

Me: How much money is enough?

Tok Shu: Well son, it's never enough for certain people and it's more then enough for some people. Money is essential like air. Some people breath with difficulity , some people breath normally.

Me: So is it important to have money?

Tok Shu: If you are single, it doesn`t concern you much, but if you are raising a family then yes it is important.

Me: So is it okay to be greedy?

Tok Shu: Son you must remember, God creates the world in such a way there is a pair for almost everything. One day you may be rich, one day you may be poor. At one point time you are at the point of fail and one time you are at the point of success. Do not be swayed by the fact that you are going to be rich forever. Accept any God decision that thawt upon you.

Me: ???

Tok Shu:
Never give up hope on God. For nobody can predict what will happen in the future even in a second.

Money is not the source of evil. It doesn`t talk, smell a little bit and it appear to be emotionless.

Conclusion?

Money is not evil but it's able to reveal the evilness resides in one person. :)

Dunia Songsang- tilted world

I am a servant of God.
Thus upon his command I obey
Upon his forbidden i shan't do.
If I commit a sin I must accept the price.
But it's unbearable to mere mortal
What is a slave from his Master point of view?
There's nothing so i accept my role
as an unworthy slave.
To Him i serve
without questioned ,without hesitation.

Just another Muslim.

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So based on twitter i was a little bit shock to see that now telah wujud satu gerakan projek untuk membela golonganx2 gay,lesbian dan pertukaran jantina di Tanah Jawi ini khasnya Malaysia. Secara umumnya aku tak delah kisah sangat tapi yang menyebabkan aku tersangat marah lagi meluat apabila muncul pula golongan yang mendakwa Islam mengiktiraf cinta sejenis. Cuma yang dilarang adalah perbuatan memasukkan zakar kedalam muzakkar yang lain. Apakah jadah haram yang cube ditembelengkan oleh golonganx2 ini?

http://tiltedworld.org/2008/11/29/islam-recognizes-homosexuality/

Ketahuilah barang yang haram itu tetap haram. Sesungguhnya beruntung besar bagi mereka yang menahan diri dari perbuatan terkutuk tersebut . jika nafsu menguasai akal maka apa yang logik pada nafsu jadilah logik akal maka munculah post-post yang idealnye mengatakan bagi mereka homoseksual adalah fitrah alam. Bahkan dusta ke atas mereka dan tiada fitrah tapi Pooo Rah.

Jangan kamu (si pembaca tertipu dengan hak itu hak ini). Sesungguhnya kebebasan tanpa batasan tidak ada bezanya kamu dengan haiwan. Tapi malangnye dewasa ini haiwan pun tak bersifat begitu. ishx3.

Cara-cara nak jumpstart kereta

Few weeks ago, aku kene masalah ni . Bateri ku kong lagi akibat kecuaian empunya diri yang meninggalkan lampu kereta menyala. Adeh tulah padahnye .... Tapi it's a small matter kate diriku , kalau google sure jumpa solutionnya. Dan setelah solution dijumpai dan diaplikasi ternyata keretaku seperti kereta baru cewah.


JIka kes ini berlaku sekali lagi aku berharap aku just refer to this blog aje lantaran itu berikut adalah stepx2 yg diperlukan ntuk jumpstart kereta (ehsan google).


Alatan yang diperlukan:

1. Sepasang Jumper
2. Satu kereta yang bateri overlord .
3.Tau bukak bonet kete depan.


Cara-caranya:

  1. Connect (+) bateri power kepada (+) bateri lemah. Yang positive biasanye ada cover atas die.
  2. Connect (-) bateri power ke arah kawasan sekitar engine yang berkilat dan tanpa cat. Atau anda boleh connect je ke tiang support bonet depan kete anda tersebut. Jangan sesekali connect (-) bateri power dengan (-) bateri lemah.
  3. Sekarang try start kete anda yang mati tu. Boleh start ke tak? jika boleh start biar die running sekira 30-40 minit ntuk memastikan alternator tersebut mengcas bateri kereta anda.
  4. Jika tak leh jalan gak start kete yang power tu selama 15 minit dan lepas tu try start kete yang mati tersebut.
  5. Jika keduax2 cara tersebut tidak boleh, maka bateri tersebut sudah failed atau alternator tak mau cas. takde care lain kene tow truck.
Selalunye boleh je cas tgk nasiblah kan. Moga guide ini bermanfaat kepada siapa-siapa yang mengalami nasib yang sama.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Next week : Brunei

Boss: You will be going to Brunei next week to deliver this Security Presentation.

Me: Yes sir , yes sir.

Dengan itu, minggu depan aku dipakse "terbang" ke Brunei Darussallam atas urusan kerja. Owh aku tidak sabar menunggu untuk melihat bagaimana salah satu negara terkecil di dunia tetapi mempunyai aset kemewahan dan kekayaan yang beriban hehe.

Berkenaan dengan working life, ku kira sudah hampir 5 bulan ku bertugas sebagai seorang Net.Sec Consultant di sebuah syarikat yang terunggul dalam arena so called hacking. Sep baik aku minat dan kebetulan terlajak tahu skit dalam bab ni. Dptlah jugak mencari rezeki di kala zaman kemelesetan ekonomi ini.

Kehidupan sebagai seorang student (walopun tak lame sebab kene buang) ., amat berbeza dengan kehidupan seseorang yang mempunyai karier. 1st is of course sebab kene fikir camane nak abeskan gaji dengan betul. 2nd is student kene jawab exam dan test which radically doesn`t really connected to the real world althought they claim so. (at least it's true in my case).

Soklanx3 cepu mas yang selalu ditanye:

1. Kete bile nak tukar?
2. Bile nak kawin?
3. Berape lame nak kerja kat situ?
4. Apa perancangan ko 10 tahun akan datang takkan nak hacking je?
5. Ko tak suke Pet ke? nape taknak keje ngan derang gaji kan lagi tinggi?

My answer is simple:

STFU.


Peace.!!



Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Hacker`s Diet

g33k will always attempt to do everything in a geek orderly manner.

http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/e4/
: Link

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

There's a limit to ugliness and foolishness

So, my cousin mentioned to me these two horrofic infinity challenge. I like some Big Bang songs and of course SNSD. But what happen if suddenly dunia terbalik . Here is the result:

Parody haru-haru



Parody SNSD -Gee




So wicked funny

Monday, March 30, 2009

Technology, is it a living being?

Lately, I've read Technium too much and already being consume by the idea that technology is alive (It doesn't breath, eat or sleep but you can feel that it consumes you).


Looking back for the past billion light years since Adam descent from Heaven , humans have been shaping the technoloy for at least 100,000 years . From Stone Age to Iron Age and now to the End of Age.

So what have we archived so far in the end consume so far by technology?

1. Killing is easy.

With proper design, we can initate attack using bomb , or biological warfare remotely without having a proper contact with the target. Phones, camera, bluetooth, IRDF , there are many methods and transport layers that is exploitable. My hypothesis on this is the faster the plane the faster people will die.

2. It's impossible to turn back time but accelerating it? yes.

In the past technology, people take their own time doing stuff or constructing something. It took at least around 15-20 years to build a pyramid and nowdays skyscrapers can be construct in a jiff thanks to the advance of technology.

3. Communist

Yes, it's communist folk . People lives under the same free "INTERNET space". Exceptional in China (since they are already communist anyway).


4. Everyone is unisex.

While it's true you need partner in sex. Makoto Kousaka from Genshiken have come out with an interesting theory. If a homo-sapien can be stimulate by using electronic visual/audio and archive the state similliary to sex? Why do we need sex? While the issue is debateable until today, this is what technology offer for today's life .


So what is your opinion on technology?

Sunday, March 29, 2009

The Tards of the World

Sepanjang hidupku ini kiranya 20 tahun aku telah bejumpa pelbagai jenis manusia dari segala bangsa tak kisahlah Melayu ke Cine ke, Indiake, Caucasian ke, Pan Asia ke etcx3. Daku mendapait adapun manusia ini punyalah banyak pecahan kaum dan suku sakatnye. KESEMUA nya mempunyai trademark-trademark "tard yang lebey kurang sama je satu sama lain. Berikut adalah tardx2 yg secara teorinye mungkin betul


Bas-tard



gambar hiasan semata-mata

Nama lain bagi golonganan ini ialah asshole kata mat salleh? Mengapa kerana golongan ini la paling bahaya untuk dibuat kawan atau teman sosial. Depan kira lain belakang kira lain. Contoh golongan bas-tard ini adalah seperti perbualan di bawah:


Si A: Dah hantar dah mende tu kat rumak Cik kiyah? ke nak aku hantarkan?

Si B: Dah settle daa , takpe ko relaks je ni kerje aku

10 minit kemudian.

Boss: Oit, cik kiyah komplain kate ko tak hantar lagi ,

Si A: B kate die dah hantar

Si B: A lambat inform saya

Si A: Bas$#$# (dlm hati je la).


So itu adalah contoh situasi golongan tard tersebut. Orangx2 sebegini jika terpaksa pendekkan cerita cerita anda kepada mereka kelak anda juga yang merana. Golongan kedua


Re-tard

Yang ni pun satu hal gak , walopun lebih baik dari golongan pertama tapi perbualan bersama mereka mampu menyebabkan anda berpotensi dihantar ke pusat sakit jiwa atau pakar psikologi . Kerana apa? Golongan ini selalunye merasakan tidak ada masalah merupakan satu masalah. Contoh perbualan:


Si A: Hello, B help me solve this problem (blax3)

Si B: No problem u should do this and this (blax3)

10 minutes later

Si A: Hey B, thanks but I`m not satisfied why does the step u giving me just now works? Why does it solve the problem.

Si B: Re#$%# (dlm hati ajela)


Demikian lah perangai golongan kedua ini, tapi bolehlah tolerate golonganx2 sebegini kerana dia tidak menyusahkan hidup anda malah menyebabkan mitokondrion dalam otakx2 bergerak lebih aktif . Ade gak faedahnya kan?


Dan golongan ketiga dan paling merbahaya.


Wii-Tard


Golongan ini akan bermain wii di manax2 sahaja tak kira masa bekerja, makan, tido, minum, kenduri kahwin, snorkling . Sangat bahaya kerana siapa yang berkenalan dengan mereka akan terjebak dan tidak akan keluar lagi dari golongan ini.



Disclaimer: Sebarang teori yg dipapar takdak kene mengena ngan kehidupan sebenar, kalo terkena tu nasib laa sape suruh tergulung dlm 3 golongan tersebut.



Sifu, Otai ,Sampah dan Iphone




Lately di zaman fahsyak dan mungkar ni dan sebagai salah sorang perlikunye, statistisk menunjukkan kadar wajib berubah handphone menjadi satu isu hangat hari ini. contoh perbulaan A dan B.

si A: Mana nak dapat Iphone murah>?
si B: Ntah mane aku tau .
si A: Ko kan masta , mane tau ko tau mendex2 ni.
si B: Ko nak uat ape phone tu?
si A: Cam nice kalo ade
si B: Kalo ko tak install metasploit atas iphone ko baik pakai 3310 aje.


Itu citer pasal Iphone. tapi yang paling utama skali aku actually sangat malas + menyampah bile org menggelar aku otai,sifoo, mastah (dan segalax2 yang lain). Apa yang aku buat orang lain boleh buat juga dengan syarat (rajin membace dan paham 3 bahasa utama dunia, Inggeris, C dan P* (Perl, Python,Php)).

So sebagai amaran lagi peringatan..

Aku bukan mastah, maupun otai ,siffoo or mendex2 yang ade sangkut paut ngan siput. Boleh nak panggil tapi jangan marah kalo aku panggil korang sampah nanti hahahaha.

Dah start dah merepek.